Who we are.
We are Flat and the Curves; The comedy girl-band that have been leaving sequin trails across London’s comedy scene since 2021.
This year we’re heading to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2023 to bring you our glittery, comedy cabaret of unbridled fun. We were Chortle Award 2023 nominees, New Act of the Year finalists 2022 and we have it on good authority that we’re fucking fabulous!
We’ve also trodden the boards at some pretty swanky gaffs including The Comedy Store, Leicester Square Theatre, The Millennium Centre and Norwich Playhouse. At the Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2023 we’ll be playing in the aptly named Queen Dome at The Pleasance Dome.
Our new show Divadom is an X-rated, no-holds-barred, bra burning party. Taking inspiration from musical divas, we’ll visit every music genre under the sun, dressed tit-to-toe in sequins. Expect big voices & bold statements in a sparkly spectacle filled to the brim with hilarity and full-frontal vulgarity.
So if we haven’t harped on about it enough already, here are the full details for the upcoming Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2023:
See you there Divas x
An evening of rip-roaring entertainment!!
I laughed, I laughed some more… I even snorted out a little gin & tonic!
A hugely entertaining evening!
The voice of Judy Garland and the attitude of Ross Kemp
If you look up the definition of ‘Cabaret’ in the Oxford dictionary, you’ll find a picture of Katy’s mug, for she is the Cabaret Queen. The brains behind comedy troupe Four Femmes on The Thames. A hard nut cockney with a penchant for red wine. Make it a large glass, will ya?
Issy Wroe Wright.
The love child of Madonna & Aled Jones
It’s a laugh a minute with this one. Anything can set her off really, be it a cat video, or a phallic-shaped vegetable – once Issy gets the giggles, there’s no going back. The producer behind the cult hit show Shit-faced Showtime, Issy practically came out of the womb singing and hasn’t stopped since.
The face of Bush and the moves of Jagger
Our Northern diva, musical maestro, and all-round little weirdo. Charlotte could play the Piano like Chopin after two bottles of wine (and she has), she makes the backing tracks to all our songs and writes them too. What a talented little egg. No wonder she won Best Newcomer in the Musical comedy Awards 2018.
Dita Von Tina Turner
A diva with a heart of gold, but don’t be fooled by the innocent facade, Arabella comes out with some real filth. A West End and International Vocalist, Arabella’s vocals will make your jaw hit the floor and leave you wanting more.
A near-perfect blend of relatable comedy, barnstorming musicality and bold feminist attitude
My new favourite fun thing